I'm a writer, an editor, a website manager, a reasonably good photographer, an okay videographer, a photo editor, and a video editor. I make a pretty good sandwich.
"His sandwiches were out of this world! His macaroni and cheese, not so much."
Ungrateful sandwich recipient
"If only he could color between the lines."
Overrated art critic Bob
"Where would we be without him?
Disgruntled spouse
Probably richer, better fed, and our kids would complain less."